Confessions of a Starbucks addict

If you know that line, then you know where I was at midnight! :D If you don't, well here's the explaination.

Some things just never change... and others do.I took Chris and Tani to RHPS...and one of Chris's friends, and three of Tani's friends. They were all virgins. Well, technically Chris wasn't a virgin, since I took him when he was 5 days old...but seriously does that count? I think not. So he was re-deflowered. :)

I'll tell ya, the AP lines up here (in WA) are way different than they were 15 years ago in CA. Some are the same...the standard ones, you know, Janet's still a slut, Brad's still and asshole, Chuckie still has no fucking neck, etc.

Then there are the fun, new (to me), lines that I learned. Like when Rocky flips the switches down at the start of the dance show... "Rocky flips red, Rocky flips blue, Rocky plays football at Wazoo!" (Wazoo is the nickname for Washington State University, which is the rival to Seattle's U-Dub, the University of Washington.)

The thing that I didn't like about the show this evening was that there was a guest cast from Tacoma. Don't get me wrong, their cast was great. The problem was that they brought their audience with them...and they have some really different lines than Seattle. So in some of the parts you really couldn't understand what anyone was saying. Another problem was that the theater plays the soundtrack for the movie *incredibly* loud. Half of the AP lines you couldn't hear because they were drowned out by the soundtrack. That sucked. I was really hoping to hear some new ones that I hadn't heard before, especially in places that I had forgotten the lines. Ah well... there's always next Saturday (in Tacoma, Seattle only performs once a month).

I let Tani tag along home with her friends for their after-party. I took Chris and Donald over to Safeway to get me some Excedrin (I'm really getting too old for this shit!), and then we went to Denny's. Back when I was their age, our after Rocky breakfasts were at Carrow's in Union City, but since there are no Carrow's up here...and hell I don't even know if there are any Carrow's in existence anymore...we decided Denny's was good enough. We made the wait staff laugh their asses off with the rude and obnoxious comments. Apparently I must be some kind of sinful parent allowing my children to talk they way they do (technically I am only the mother of one of the kids that was with me, the other was Donald - Chris's best friend...like OMG his BFF DYK! inside joke, you had to be there). After Donald and Chris played 13 over and over with the loser taking Tabasco shots, we left.

A fun night all around. I met another mom there, taking her 16 year-old step-daughter to be deflowered. She gave me her card and asked me to send some of the pics I took to her. :) Yes, I have some really raunchy pics of my dd and her bff's...

I'm going to bed now. It's only 5:45 AM. :P